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HANNIBAL

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Nicknames: Han, Hanni
Age: 31
Height: 6'3"
Occupation: trophy husband, mob boss, barbershop owner
Residence: Patras, Greece (previously NYC)
Likes: writing, clubbing, drugs, shock rock, punk, lace, leather
Dislikes: chocolate, being lonely

Self-destructive, self-pitying, hopeless romantic, sensitive, dependable, dedicated, cunning, whiny

DILLARD

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Nicknames: Dill, Dill Pickle
Age: 29
Height: 5'7"
Occupation: retail electronics, fine artist, freelance html coding
Residence: Philadelphia, PA (previously Fort Worth, TX)
Likes: collaging, art pop, insects, lo mein, uppers, conspiracy theories, computer science
Dislikes: liars, pickles

Private, sentimental, snarky, paranoid, stand-offish at first, cautious, secretly a softie

ANASTASIO

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Nicknames: Stasi
Age: 48
Height: 5'10"
Occupation: mob boss, club owner, winemaker
Residence: Patras, Greece
Likes: painting, bowling, cigars, giant dog breeds
Dislikes: hamburgers, corduroy

Protective, confident, suave, observant, keeps people at an arm's length

GENEVIEVE

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Nicknames: Gen
Age: 30
Height: 5'3"
Occupation: tattoo artist
Residence: Leeds, England
Likes: clove cigarettes, sketching, bone collecting, weight lifting
Dislikes: pastels, thongs, pork

Independent, trustworthy, caring, not afraid to speak her mind, plays favorites

FRANKIE

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Age: 23
Height: 6'1"
Occupation: camboy
Residence: Fort Worth, Texas
Likes: tacky decor, cooking, attention, sex
Dislikes: birds, minimalism, being alone

Silly, affectionate, charming, insecure, a little dumb, impulsive

APHRODISIA

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Age: 29
Height: 5'5"
Occupation: mob wife
Residence: Athens, Greece
Likes: morphine, gossip, 1920's aesthetics
Dislikes: boring people, professionalism, being underestimated

Outgoing, loyal, prideful, loud, gossipy, life of the party, pushes her luck

THEOSEVIAS

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Nicknames: Theo
Age: 37
Height: 5'11"
Occupation: mob boss, casino owner
Residence: Athens, Greece
Likes: the finer things, hosting dinner parties for friends, fishing
Dislikes: disloyalty, ignorance, candied cherries

Diplomatic, tactical, cunning, strong, blunt, callous, sometimes unempathetic, sets aside feelings to reach goals

CLARKE

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Age: 24
Occupation: in-home chef to Anastasio
Likes: fermentation, educational podcasts, his bosses
Dislikes: confrontation, horror movies, dried pastas

Timid, people-pleaser, kind-hearted, envious, insecure

RUSTY 'RODNEY'

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Nicknames: Rodney, Hot Rod
Age: 27 (deceased)
Occupation: pirate radio host, vehicle parts delivery
Likes: beer, meth, truckin' n' fuckin', overly-salted food, conspiracies, pig play
Dislikes: most fruits, squirrels

Wildcard, instigator, persuasive, adventurious, unhygienic, frenetic

GRIGORIOS

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Nicknames: Grigor
Age: 33 (deceased)
Occupation: wholesale drug smuggler
Likes: luxury items, automatic weapons, tacky printed shirts, cocaine
Dislikes: slow walkers, smacking gum, being underestimated and patronized

Egotistical, indulgent, materialistic, trigger-happy, hypocritical, frivolous spender